He still use a scanner? Yo I'm cooler than that guy.

I am cleaning my room.

I am a firm believer in Fung Shui being complete bullshit.

Thus I absolve not to rearrange anything aside from the crap that hangs out my carpet.

FOR EXAMPLE:

• Dust
• Cat Hair
• Dead Skin
• Crumbs
• Spilt Beer, Water and Bodily Fluids
• My deadbeat feline companion Arlo.

The cat photographed above is not Arlo. But he is a cat. And he is rather ugly, thus disposing of Bent's theory that girls will go lady gaga over our blog if we put pics of kitties and things on every post.

I would show you a picture of Arlo but I broke my digital camera very recently whilst trying to prepare a series of photographs for the Side Order of Style "What does a Genius dress up as for everyday besides Halloween and Senior Prom?" Collection.

I put it up on my television and my seemingly suicidal Canon SD1000 Digital Elph leapt to it's "Lens Error" demise.

i H8 technology guyz...

So here I am getting resourceful, as per usual. Like that time I went to knock boots only to find that someone has stolen my junk and replaced it with actual junk.

FOR EXAMPLE

• Tires
• Diapers
• VHS copies of What Women Want and Gladiator
• Rusty nails
• NES Cartridges of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (Which was sweet cause that's like the best game ever)
• The entire Motley Crue discography
• Cookie Bags (my mom suggested that one) lawl... what's a cookie bag?
• Banana Peels
• A phat stack of loose leaf (EARTH DAY WAS YESTERDEY GUYZ CUM-ON!!!)
• Back issues of Rolling Stone Magazine (yeah, I went there. Just cause Obama is on the cover like every month doesn't mean you guys are "cool" or "progressive")

Anyways, because I invented DIY (seriously, some guy asked me to help him start a record label when I was like 4 years old and I just said "DO IT YOURSELF!") I melted all the junk with my lazer *zzzztttt zzzztttt* vision and formed it all into one proportionately-sized, trash-based reproductive organ.

SCORE.

So as I was saying. I've been making due without my Digital Elph (which isn't actually any kind of Elf, digital or analog... Lame I know...) by investing in all manner of outdated photographic medium.

I shot a whole roll on a disposable camera and it turned out incredible. The nice folks at shoppers drug mart who know all about my various diseases and sexual inclinations even gave me a disc so I could upload my pictures right onto the Book. That's facebook for short.

This week I also copped a Polaroid camera from the 80's off craigslist. They don't make film anymore though so I have to buy the expired stuff from other people off the internet. *sigh*

It's worth it though.

You ask, "Why not buy a new digital camera or get your old one fixed?"

FOR EXAMPLE:

• I'm kind of poor
• I like having real prints of photos no matter how small or over exposed
• ur a dumb hoe who don't know nuttin' bout NEthing NEways.

Besides, if I did, what would I blog about?