Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Vote Tuesdays: Flavor Wave vs George Forman Grill

It was impulse.  I saw the man in front of me carrying the box with a portrait of Mr. T on it and I instinctively took out my phone and snapped a picture.  To be honest the only reason I took the photo was because I saw Mr. T.  It was a shoot first ask questions later scenario.  When it came time for the asking questions part things became really bizarre.  I stared long and hard at the grainy picture and tried to make out the words like a seven year old child who is falling behind his class mates and reads a bit slower.  I stuttered it out.
“Fla-ver  Wa-ve?”
Flavor Wave?

Flavor Wave!

At that point confusion became excitement, and only after I googled, (why doesn’t Word stop trying to deny that googl is a real verb now btw?) “Mr. T Flavor Wave” did everything seem to come together in a nice little bacon weave.  I pity the fool who doesn’t know what bacon weaving is.


For more bacon weaving try here

I think if you serve someone a bacon weave you should be charged with attempted murder but that’s just me, tons of fat people love this shit.  I don’t even like bacon, but that is a story unto itself and my compatriot Rusi would do a much better job than I at verbalising just why we don’t respect bacon.  PS.  Bacon is fucking delicious, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mean everything I just said.

I digress; this is the flavor wave video.


So after receiving this information there is only one thing left to contemplate.  God forbid I could only own either a flavour wave or George Forman grill, but if such an unholy hex were to occur which would I choose?  I gotta go with the George Forman personally because at least I know what it’s all about.  You put some food on the grill that has the potential to taste great, and you grill all the flavour out and enjoy a dry tasteless meal.  But still even that is better than the alternative, that being the flavor wave, which I feel may just be a straight up scam.  I feel I could buy this thing, turn it on, and it just doesn’t do anything at all.  The only thing that makes it worse is knowing that Mr. T would probably be pitying me at that very moment.  For those that vote for the Flavor wave I would encourage you all to leave a comment or a shout stating why.

 O and hey out there to our two newest followers, welcome to the cool club.


Cakemaster said...

I'll pass on the Flavor Wave-- a rule of thumb for infomercial wares is if it looks too good to be true, it's probably not.
I'll have some of that bacon weave though. Yum, obesity.

ellie said...

flavor wave.
dry tasteless meal or potential to taste delicious? At least it LOOKs delicious ("

Russell said...

I have been using mine for ~6 months and it works great. It is now the primary cooking device in our house and here is why. With the flavor wave I cook chicken, beef or pork directly from frozen and it turns out juicy and delicious in about 20 minutes unattended. No microwave defrosting!
Also it is super easy to clean. Only one little problem, frozen pizza comes out kind of pathetic.

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