Vote Tuesdays: Flavor Wave vs George Forman Grill

It was impulse.  I saw the man in front of me carrying the box with a portrait of Mr. T on it and I instinctively took out my phone and snapped a picture.  To be honest the only reason I took the photo was because I saw Mr. T.  It was a shoot first ask questions later scenario.  When it came time for the asking questions part things became really bizarre.  I stared long and hard at the grainy picture and tried to make out the words like a seven year old child who is falling behind his class mates and reads a bit slower.  I stuttered it out.
“Fla-ver  Wa-ve?”
Flavor Wave?

Flavor Wave!

At that point confusion became excitement, and only after I googled, (why doesn’t Word stop trying to deny that googl is a real verb now btw?) “Mr. T Flavor Wave” did everything seem to come together in a nice little bacon weave.  I pity the fool who doesn’t know what bacon weaving is.

 

For more bacon weaving try here

I think if you serve someone a bacon weave you should be charged with attempted murder but that’s just me, tons of fat people love this shit.  I don’t even like bacon, but that is a story unto itself and my compatriot Rusi would do a much better job than I at verbalising just why we don’t respect bacon.  PS.  Bacon is fucking delicious, but that doesn’t mean I don’t mean everything I just said.

I digress; this is the flavor wave video.

 

So after receiving this information there is only one thing left to contemplate.  God forbid I could only own either a flavour wave or George Forman grill, but if such an unholy hex were to occur which would I choose?  I gotta go with the George Forman personally because at least I know what it’s all about.  You put some food on the grill that has the potential to taste great, and you grill all the flavour out and enjoy a dry tasteless meal.  But still even that is better than the alternative, that being the flavor wave, which I feel may just be a straight up scam.  I feel I could buy this thing, turn it on, and it just doesn’t do anything at all.  The only thing that makes it worse is knowing that Mr. T would probably be pitying me at that very moment.  For those that vote for the Flavor wave I would encourage you all to leave a comment or a shout stating why.

 O and hey out there to our two newest followers, welcome to the cool club.