Well it looks like astrology hasn't failed us yet.
On January first, at oh-zero-hundred hours the universe squeezed out a 200 pound, 9 ounce baby called the New Year.
Welcome to the future.
What are you resolutions for New Years? What are you doing with your life?
Our resolution for 2009 is that CMoG will be 37x more awesome than last year.
The awesome part about resolutions is that they're like promises; nobody cares if you break them.
There will be more banners, more polls, Captain Mustafa might eventually get tired of you leading him on...
I predict this year to be a year of revelations. You might decide to quit your job and start that ElectroRap duo you always wanted. Think about it, you've only got 4 more years and you wanna be able to enjoy your fame and fortune and groupies at least for a little while.
But be wary, many things will change, in 2008 we already found ourselves having to pay to see 2 girls one cup, who knows CMoG might require you to write us an email saying how awesome we are in order to see our latest posts...
In any case I hope your next 12 months are chocked full of the best blowjobs+things that make you laugh so hard you shoot milk out of your nose+cotton candy+sales on those pants you've been eyeing for weeks+insert your "all time biggest final fantasy" here.
Where were you when 2008 died?
1 comments:
"In any case I hope your next 12 months are chocked full of the best blowjobs+things that make you laugh so hard you shoot milk out of your nose+cotton candy+sales on those pants you've been eyeing for weeks+insert your "all time biggest final fantasy" here."
All at the same time. Think about it.
I was drinking white Russians and then proceeded to spread the love all around the room with open mouth kisses.
The question is, what are YOU going to do with YOUR life?
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