Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My Girlfriend's Better Than Your Girlfriend

She runs like a ninja.
She owns the Star Wars double trilogy (all six films).
She has strong alcoholic tendencies.
She has an accent.
She pronounces clothes, clowths.
Did I mention she runs like a ninja? Yea, that's not a joke.
She once promised to braid me the smallest braid.
She knows how to find the big dipper and other constellations.
She can name different horse breeds by the sound of their neigh.
She said black people remind her of cats because they don't like swimming.
She holds the all time high jump record at her high school.
She can summon lightning storms by throwing a flask filled of special chemicals she discovered into the sky.
She memorized Pi to 150 decimals and decided to memorize the periodic table of elements while she was at it.
She reads comic books that I haven't heard of.
She built her own hut and tamed wild animals there for a year.
She's pretty alright.


Nat-attack said...

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