Making my way to the bathroom I was delighted to see there was no one around to bother me. I'm not saying I need absolute silence that would be weird and I would liken it to taking a shit in a library. I'm not about that. However, I noticed there was someone in the stall beside mine and that was fine because the toilet in use was of the handicap variety. Which to me says "hey I'm not handicapped I just want the space so I can spread out and take a great shit." I was fine with that because that's exactly what I wanted to do; I wanted take a great shit.
Using my new found ab strength combined with my testosterone fueled attitude for not givin a fuck. I crapped all over that toilet. It was loud, it was smelly and it warned anyone within the proximity to sense it to be wary of a nearby alpha male.
Turns out it was my friends dad in the stall beside me. We exchanged short glances washed our hands and did not speak. So now I'm online looking up the correct way to execute a courtesy flush
Sincerely yours,
-Braylon "Tha Shit" Rusi
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